a mad man with a box


craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo

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sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

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THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

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abrwnigrl:

Why I’m I not surpised.

We all just in here cause we took a wrong turn going to church. Listen. What you did or didn’t do, that shit’s irrelevant now.

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jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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  #doctor queue?   #cute

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

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eat-pray-squart:

eat-pray-squart:

what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

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i was going to say concealer..

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stewberts:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and blue(ish) eyes 
  • i have red hair and hazel blue eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have brown hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops for ages
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands 
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces 

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages 
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn(ed) more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • i never really get excellent grades
  • i’m in college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist 

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding a secret about me
  • favourite character dying 
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm 
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving 
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe
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awwww-cute:

Got a new cat. This is how he was greeted